Lollygaggers!

You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Lollygaggers!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

You're Jealous of All This


Look at this picture for awhile. Notice the manly facial hair, the packers hat, the chiseled body that you wish you could touch, the piercing eyes, and the blistering winter perfection. Stare a little longer. This is the ultimate; this is the goal. This is the happiness that Siddartha was searching for all those years. 

But don't feel discouraged just yet. There might be some hope for you. Read this blog constantly, and you may be able to achieve some sliver of my sheer perfection. You're welcome.

Read and learn, my friend. Read and learn.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Lesson #1


This is my family. Don't be fooled by Kelly's sweet demeanor... she smells REAL bad. 


This is pops. I wouldn't mind being just like him when I'm as old as rocks too, except that I really truly hope I never get so fat.


Pro Tip #1: Go to Colorado one time. It's everything wonderful about the world. 

Remember the goal:



Wearing boots + Loving snakes =


Being a big deal. 

-You're welcome.